Lizzie’s Love
October 8, 2006
After mrschng’s post on a Mother’s love, I thought it would be apt to generate a monthly list of who Lizzie loves in order, based on verifiable, reproducible tests and witnessed by many church friends. The test runs along the lines of this. Person A carries Lizzie. Person B stretches hand out to Lizzie. If Lizzie stretches out hand to Person B, this indicates that Lizzie loves Person B more than A.
So, after a week of tests, here are the results, in order.
1. Mrkaif!!!! (clap clap clap)
2. Pomelo (A pomelo that fang brought for a party)
3. Mrschng
4. Wei Hsiung (able to hold her for more than 5 minutes).
I guess this illustrates what a mother’s love is, even more. (i.e. unconditional, not expecting anything in return … 
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Brilliant! Must ask if the test also included a) baby bottle and b) pillow (if she sleeps with one). This is just to confirm if Mrkaif is truly numero uno or if this test is based on highly suspicious scientific grounds.
Ah. Has Mrkaif neglected to mention that numero uno is actually any mineral water bottle lying within Lizzie’s reach?